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Forum Games / Count Down to 1,000,000
« on: June 10, 2008, 01:05:02 pm »
Quote from: Mike;6476
I feel a hint of sarcasm :D
 
999 989
Ofcourse it is. It's Matt lol

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Forum Games / Count Down to 1,000,000
« on: June 09, 2008, 12:33:55 pm »
Quote from: andy;6433
Yeah, I agree with you Morgan.

Ofcourse you do.
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News Archive / Introduction
« on: June 09, 2008, 08:35:57 am »
Quote from: Mike;6427
We should really stop going offtopic like this xD
 
You remeber Jambone?
I was admin 10 months I remeber everyone :P

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Support / Ftp??
« on: June 09, 2008, 08:34:38 am »
www.smfnew.com
 
Look around here.

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News Archive / Introduction
« on: June 09, 2008, 08:33:51 am »
*likes purple!* Yay im remebered!

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Administration Discussion / Hacked account or Misbehaving User?
« on: June 09, 2008, 08:32:58 am »
Keep track of the ips? If he does it again write down the ip. If he says he was hacked get that ip. If they dont match then you know.

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News Archive / Introduction
« on: June 09, 2008, 08:30:39 am »
Well..Do you remeber me?

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News Archive / Introduction
« on: June 09, 2008, 08:28:17 am »
Quote from: Mike;6418
Ah so you do remember me? gdgd :D
How could I forget you?

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News Archive / Introduction
« on: June 09, 2008, 08:24:42 am »
Quote from: Mike;6415
Who me?
Well...this topic is about Alex..So I do remeber him I've spoken to him a bit. But if you want to be remebered Mike I'm sure something can be arranged. :P

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Forum Games / Count Down to 1,000,000
« on: June 09, 2008, 08:19:06 am »
Quote from: Akshay;6411
a nice never ending game 999,996
This game will end. It will just be awhile.
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News Archive / Introduction
« on: June 09, 2008, 08:16:39 am »
O.O I remeber you.

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New User Introduction / Greetings!
« on: June 04, 2008, 08:37:54 am »
Have fun with it ;)

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General Discussion / Happy Bday!
« on: May 28, 2008, 08:13:28 am »
Thats a bummer.

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General Discussion / Happy Bday!
« on: May 28, 2008, 08:10:19 am »
I got an mp3 player for my birthday ... :)

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General Discussion / Happy Bday!
« on: May 28, 2008, 07:49:04 am »
Happy Birthday. 14 is way better then 13.

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Support / installing packages
« on: May 25, 2008, 04:43:07 pm »

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General Discussion / Me is back
« on: May 25, 2008, 09:31:10 am »
Sorry to hear about the family, LG But Welcome back

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Support / Mystic Jade skin help
« on: May 24, 2008, 09:04:23 am »
Quote from: Gitominoti;5967
The link isn't working on my browser. And why can't we just add them via Admin Control Center? It doesn't make any sense
Theres a Search Feature on the forum. Try it . Or Instaed of saying wtf blah blah blah you can ask someone to find it for you. Things make sense to me.

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Support / Mystic Jade skin help
« on: May 24, 2008, 08:56:54 am »
I believe you were told you can request them.

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General Discussion / Joke Thread
« on: May 20, 2008, 06:37:26 pm »
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.
Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to
tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today,
and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly
horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife
has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her
red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something
was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy
could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough,
there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground!
By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him,
but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into
my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers.
Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell --
but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay.
I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge
and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly.
But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died
there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full,
and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment
building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony.
Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge.
But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me.
I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto
the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and
kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed
a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got
lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was
thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky
and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that
heaven was full and asked for his story.
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator..."

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