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Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Phil on April 22, 2008, 03:08:43 am
Questions are really never stupid, But feel free to ask! :).

Why is the sky blue?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Morgan on April 29, 2008, 08:00:04 am
The blue sky is caused by refraction of the blue spectrum by atoms in the air. ...Where do babies come from? (haha)
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Hellsjanitor on December 28, 2008, 01:17:30 pm
Oh gosh, I don't feel like saying this.

Babies come... When a mommy and a daddy really love eachother... They...

Well, you get the point.

Why is the grass green?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Alex on December 29, 2008, 05:38:52 am
Grass and most other plants are green because they contain a pigment
known as chlorophyll. The chlorophyll is used in the process of
photosynthesis where a plant produces sugar in the presence of
sunlight.

Why can planes fly but when I try I fall and hurt myself?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Matt on December 29, 2008, 06:10:14 pm
Your fat.

When do pigs fly?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: TSTRP on January 23, 2009, 04:35:54 pm
Never
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Alex on January 23, 2009, 05:47:10 pm
then you ask a question to keep the game going..
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Hellsjanitor on January 23, 2009, 09:13:28 pm
Since he didn't have a question:

Why is Alex fat? :D
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dave on March 25, 2009, 06:03:27 am
Because he knows matt,

Why is wales allowed to be part of the uk?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dawn on June 19, 2009, 05:51:57 pm
because i Love Smf and Mybbnew

Why Alex Know Matt?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Conay on June 20, 2009, 03:52:40 am
Because Matt farted and Alex smelt it.

why did I post this?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dave on June 21, 2009, 04:58:35 pm
Quote from: Dawn;11991
because i Love Smf and Mybbnew

Why Alex Know Matt?



so didnt answer my question!

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because you knew that people would not understand the concept.

why did my cat crap on my new ******?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dawn on July 03, 2009, 10:01:24 am
Quote from: Dave;12070
so didnt answer my question!

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because you knew that people would not understand the concept.

why did my cat crap on my new ******?


what?? i answer ur question lol
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dave on July 04, 2009, 03:04:46 pm
why is car pet sensored?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Matt on July 04, 2009, 03:15:35 pm
because you have too much time on your hands!

why has smfnew's theme always been red?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Alex on July 05, 2009, 06:59:43 am
Because blue got boring.

Why do all seven continents of the world begin and end in the same letter?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Conay on July 05, 2009, 07:55:27 am
Because they all eat fish.

Why is Alex smelly?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Alex on July 05, 2009, 05:05:16 pm
Why is everyone being so mean to the staff :( I am not fat, I am not smelly, and worst off all, do not associate me with Matt!

Do you want to be banned?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dave on July 06, 2009, 07:30:43 am
im so sorry Alex i forgot about how much of an embarrassment matt is.

Do you think matt is alive?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Conay on July 06, 2009, 10:50:34 am
Maybe.

Do you think Matt is really coding?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Matt on July 06, 2009, 11:02:06 am
No (about to go to a driving improvement course.. what an idiot conay.. what a bloody idiot...)

Do you think Conay is an absolute idiot?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Alex on July 06, 2009, 11:34:59 am
Quote
driving improvement course

Sounds like you got banned for being a useless driver :D
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Conay on July 06, 2009, 11:49:11 am
Quote from: Alex;12582
Sounds like you got banned for being a useless driver :D


I agree.

Why cant Matt drive?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2009, 12:03:43 pm
Quote from: Conay;12584
I agree.

Why cant Matt drive?


because he ran over my mum :(.
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dave on July 06, 2009, 12:47:43 pm
Quote from: Matt;12581

Do you think Conay is an absolute idiot?


Yes!

Do you think that conay should be shot?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Matt on July 06, 2009, 03:50:02 pm
Twice.

Do you think Alex (http://www.support.smfnew.com/member.php?u=152), Conay (http://www.support.smfnew.com/member.php?u=513) and Nick (http://www.support.smfnew.com/member.php?u=838) should get an infraction from me for:
1) Ignoring the rules of this forum
2) Ignoring this thread's concept?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Newcomer on July 06, 2009, 04:15:42 pm
No, I think Alex, Conay, and Nick should get an infraction from you for answering questions.

Why is grass blue?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dave on July 07, 2009, 05:11:51 pm
cos i fell over and spilt blue food colouring on it.


why do teachers teach?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Conay on July 08, 2009, 10:31:25 am
Because the're drunk.

Should I give Newcomer an infraction?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dacads on July 08, 2009, 11:20:19 am
Quote from: Conay;12630
Because the're drunk.

Should I give Newcomer an infraction?


yes because he is a newcomer(get it xD)

why don't the government change minimum driving age to 16?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Matt on July 08, 2009, 11:23:48 am
not mature enough

why am i wasting my time playing this game
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Conay on July 08, 2009, 12:27:13 pm
Because you have a crush on Dave.

Why did I just say that?

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why don't the government change minimum driving age to 16?

Because they want to reduce the amount of accidents. I think it should be 18.
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: stupidmaritimer on July 08, 2009, 04:07:36 pm
Because you have a crush on Dave yourself.

Why is the sky blue?

Quote
why don't the government change minimum driving age to 16?
It already is here in Canada :P
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Conay on July 08, 2009, 04:34:45 pm
It's not, it's a reflection off the sea.

Why have I got  samsung 700i
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2009, 05:27:33 pm
Because you couldn't afford a Iphone.

Why is matt welsh?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dave on July 13, 2009, 07:24:45 am
Because he can't help it.

Why does nick care?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Newcomer on July 15, 2009, 12:46:00 pm
Because you don't.

Why was SMFnew created?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dave on July 16, 2009, 10:33:07 am
Matt had nothing better to do

why does everyone have a crush on me?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dacads on July 16, 2009, 11:52:09 am
Quote from: Dave;12926
Matt had nothing better to do

why does everyone have a crush on me?


they don't

why is gordon brown prime minister?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Conay on July 16, 2009, 01:06:59 pm
Because he is a very good one. And is wrongly discriminated. Down with Cameron!

Why is MJ so brilliant?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dave on July 18, 2009, 03:59:01 pm
cos can dance

how did matt pass his driving test so quickly?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Newcomer on July 26, 2009, 11:02:52 pm
He gave the examiner a free SMFnew forum with all the paid options for free.

Why is my dog sleeping?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Buggy on July 27, 2009, 01:45:58 am
Because his a lazy loser!!!!! hehehe

Why i am so bored and posting for?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Newcomer on August 03, 2009, 10:56:22 am
Because you want to make everyone else bored, too.

Why is my portable phone dead?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dave on August 05, 2009, 03:25:06 pm
because i stabbed it

why am drunk?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2009, 04:45:08 pm
Because it makes you feel like a big man :)

What is the highest number ever counted to?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dacads on August 06, 2009, 09:13:11 am
Quote from: Nick;13699
Because it makes you feel like a big man :)

What is the highest number ever counted to?


one

why has the sky gone dark?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2009, 09:44:51 am
Because its going to rain on yoooo!

Why did it take 6 days for god to create the earth?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dave on August 31, 2009, 03:52:50 am
cos he was like matt, very lazy!

why did my tv turn off?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Da Gamer on August 31, 2009, 06:15:10 am
Becasue it didn't turn on

Why is cheese cheesy?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2009, 09:41:32 am
because if it was beef it would be beefy.

How many shots do you think it will take to kill Matt?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Conay on August 31, 2009, 03:58:02 pm
Depends, hit him in the balls, twice, otherwise it's just not fun.

Big Brother's been Axed, so will all the contestants go on X Factor?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: serialkilla on September 01, 2009, 08:16:23 pm
Quote from: Conay;14787
Depends, hit him in the balls, twice, otherwise it's just not fun.

Big Brother's been Axed, so will all the contestants go on X Factor?


Yes,

Why is Pizza called "Pizza"?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dacads on September 03, 2009, 12:17:48 pm
Quote from: serialkilla;14835
Yes,

Why is Pizza called "Pizza"?


It just is.

Why are you called serialkilla?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Newcomer on September 18, 2009, 01:59:56 pm
Because he can't spell.

Why do cats always look infuriated?
Title: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dave on October 03, 2009, 05:31:11 pm
because they don't like it when you stroke their ****

why can people not mange to complete the 'count down to 100,000,000' thread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on November 15, 2009, 02:59:20 am
It's actually 1million... but because there lazy.

Why am i replying to this thread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Midnighters on November 21, 2009, 08:20:05 pm
Because you have no life.

Will there ever come a time when I will meet Superman?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on November 22, 2009, 08:08:02 am
No.

Can a cat eat an elephant?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Hellsjanitor on November 22, 2009, 08:22:35 am
If the cat is on steroids.

Why can't I think of a decent question to ask?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shole on November 22, 2009, 09:54:50 am
Because nobody can.

Whose your daddy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on November 22, 2009, 07:14:41 pm
A box.

Why is the earth round?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on November 22, 2009, 11:12:43 pm
Because it couldn't be bothered to be flat.

Why do i keep posting in here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on November 23, 2009, 10:32:06 pm
Your bored.

What is your favourite pop? =D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on November 23, 2009, 10:56:39 pm
Dunno, pop star?

How come your going to reply.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on November 24, 2009, 06:06:20 am
I'm bored.

Why am I bored?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on November 25, 2009, 01:16:00 am
Because you to get posts.

Why am i angry today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shole on November 25, 2009, 09:50:42 am
Because you find out you have more posts than me but still are not in the top 5 XD

Why arent you all dead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on November 25, 2009, 03:01:17 pm
Because we're all alive.

Why isn't the sky purple?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on November 25, 2009, 11:26:32 pm
Because it dosen't like the color purple.

Why do i have more posts then SHOLE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on November 26, 2009, 07:45:19 am
Your better than him.

Why do I have less posts than GuruMoose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on November 26, 2009, 02:01:48 pm
Because your not in the same timzezonne as me?

Why am i cool?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on November 26, 2009, 08:56:07 pm
Trick question. Your not =D

Why am I awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on November 27, 2009, 03:35:47 am
Another trick question.

Who is a good poster?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on November 27, 2009, 02:36:56 pm
Jammerx2.

Who is cooler Matt or GuruMoose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on November 28, 2009, 02:44:29 am
Matt. ( Just because his Administrator of the forum )

Who has been on the forum the longest.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on November 28, 2009, 08:20:46 am
Matt (Guess)

Who is cooler Matt or Alex or Shole?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Hellsjanitor on November 29, 2009, 09:27:46 am
Trick question. Hellsjanitor

Is Jammerx2 cool?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on November 29, 2009, 12:02:30 pm
Obviously.

Is Hellsjanitor cool?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Hellsjanitor on November 29, 2009, 06:31:23 pm
Pshh, no way.

What is the urban dictionary definition of "Matt"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on November 29, 2009, 09:45:37 pm
LOL! Eternal Sex God.

Who is cooler Me Or You?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on December 01, 2009, 01:40:35 pm
Obviously me.


Who is the dumbest forum member?

Off-Topic: Your slack to Matt, you said enternal sex god. You should recive a bad mark.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on December 02, 2009, 09:00:48 pm
Hellsjanitor =D

Who is the smartest forum member (besides you)?

Off Topic - That is the definition...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on December 02, 2009, 11:01:41 pm
JammerX2 =)

Who is the best?
Off topic: Really?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on December 03, 2009, 07:23:18 am
Me XD

Why is GuruMoose cool?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on December 03, 2009, 11:14:32 pm
Because he follows you :)

Why do i follow Jammerx2?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on December 05, 2009, 12:36:52 am
Because I'm a leader.

Why has there been no new staff chosen yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on December 05, 2009, 05:51:07 am
Because Matt never made it.

Who has foxtel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on December 05, 2009, 02:57:15 pm
Not me.

Why am I awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shole on December 05, 2009, 06:42:49 pm
Cuz your a staff now
Why do i drink beer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on December 06, 2009, 01:48:36 am
Because you weren't chosen as staff?

How come i'm not going to leave the forums anymore?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on December 06, 2009, 02:05:33 am
Because you are awesome =D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on December 06, 2009, 02:09:27 am
Why am i awsome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shole on December 06, 2009, 05:07:54 am
Its your nature
Why are so many stupid questions here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on December 06, 2009, 05:10:09 am
Because thats what the games about.

Why is Shole on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shole on December 06, 2009, 05:30:02 am
Because he cant clear his mind and come up with good ideas for the Dragons Path Project
Why there are so many pillows ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on December 06, 2009, 05:43:39 am
Because your in bed?

Why can i help you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shole on December 06, 2009, 07:13:25 am
You can
Why people eat bugs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on December 06, 2009, 11:21:27 am
Because they are bored.

Why is the grass green?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Andre on December 06, 2009, 12:23:35 pm
coz it is ;)

why does no one on smf forum come onlinee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on December 06, 2009, 01:18:51 pm
People Come Online.

What game is my sig, and avatar from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shole on December 06, 2009, 04:06:21 pm
Final Fantasy or such thing
Will I be a staff on SMFnew?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on December 06, 2009, 10:40:39 pm
You might.

Why do i like posting here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shole on December 07, 2009, 03:03:44 am
I dont know
Why is the sun yellow ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on December 07, 2009, 04:30:34 am
Because it can't be black.

Why is Shole Cool?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shole on December 07, 2009, 11:34:08 am
I because hes a nice guy XD
Why is Red Star the best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPmkYI6ZKNk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on December 07, 2009, 10:40:05 pm
He isn't.

Why did i become a Hero Poster.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shole on December 08, 2009, 03:24:43 am
You got nothing better to do :)
When the staff of SmFnEw will be decided??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Hellsjanitor on December 08, 2009, 06:07:40 pm
When horses fly.

When will I finish my water bottle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shole on December 08, 2009, 06:23:06 pm
When you feel you will explode than you will finish it
Are there flying horses yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on December 08, 2009, 10:42:31 pm
No.

Why do i like these support fourms?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Hellsjanitor on December 09, 2009, 07:16:41 am
Because I'm here.

Why am I so amazing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on December 09, 2009, 10:40:40 pm
Because your smart.

Why isn't some forums doing well?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Hellsjanitor on December 10, 2009, 04:08:36 pm
Because owners either don't try hard enough, or try too hard.

Am I the best?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on December 11, 2009, 12:01:30 am
Pssh, no. Jammerx2 is because he is in the spotlight :)

Why is Jammerx2 staff?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shole on December 11, 2009, 08:06:35 am
Cuz he was more on then me
When will horses fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on December 11, 2009, 10:31:19 pm
Next Year.

Why will i not become staff?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: aaronlbaby05 on December 21, 2009, 11:29:06 pm
Because you post on every single Topic.

Why is GuruMoose so active?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on December 22, 2009, 12:27:44 am
Because i love SMF so much i make it really active :)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shole on December 27, 2009, 05:16:13 pm
Why he didnt ask something stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on December 27, 2009, 05:54:44 pm
Because he is stupid =P

Why did you get what game my sig is from wrong?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shole on December 27, 2009, 08:06:14 pm
I didnt play that game :D
Why is this topic read 2071 times?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on December 31, 2009, 04:53:23 pm
Because people where bored.

Why do i like me? XD
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shole on December 31, 2009, 09:21:16 pm
Cuz your an good friend(thats the closest we get  buddy just friends!)
Will we all gonna die 2012?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on January 01, 2010, 03:10:15 pm
In your dreams LOL.

Why do i like matt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: aaronlbaby05 on January 04, 2010, 07:21:54 pm
Because he is the greatest admin ever. (Besides Alex) =]

Why are we doing this again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on January 04, 2010, 11:18:04 pm
Because you posted in this.

Can we stop playing games?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shole on January 05, 2010, 08:06:53 am
No freaking way its spreeds like the swine virus :D
Why the hell my uncle uses google chrome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on January 05, 2010, 05:08:38 pm
Cause his the worker of Google???

Why do i have to post here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: aaronlbaby05 on January 05, 2010, 08:16:12 pm
Because your a hero.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on January 06, 2010, 04:17:32 am
Once?

Why did you have to post here again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: aaronlbaby05 on January 07, 2010, 09:04:09 pm
Because your liked -1. Weird I'll fix that after you post after me. LOL I know you will.

Guru moose. Why are you above me. (And below maybe???)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on January 07, 2010, 11:44:47 pm
Cause i want more posts.

Why do i post alot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: firelord767 on February 11, 2010, 03:37:31 pm
because the post faries cast a posting spell on you.

why is -14 an epic number?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jammerx2 on February 17, 2010, 03:31:12 pm
It's not.

Why am I just so awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Da Gamer on February 19, 2010, 03:09:32 pm
It's not.

Why am I just so awesome?

Because of your sig

How many people remember me - seen as this is my first post since I have come back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: GuruMoose on March 01, 2010, 04:02:09 am
0.. Mostly because there new.

Why did i came back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shole on March 06, 2010, 06:08:57 pm
Because of me duh...
Is life green?
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Post by: GuruMoose on April 12, 2010, 12:33:11 am
Of Course it is..

Why do i like ccbtimewiz?
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Post by: Shole on June 01, 2010, 10:40:50 am
Dont want to know
Why is there a post button
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Post by: rebelion on June 02, 2010, 03:17:36 pm
there's a reply button not a post button
 How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
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Post by: Shole on June 02, 2010, 05:05:55 pm
exactly 3
Whats Big Mama doing in a plane?
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Post by: Huzzy on June 12, 2010, 02:11:01 am
Sleeping.

Why do we have to get some sleep?

Muhahah hard one.
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Post by: Dave on June 15, 2010, 09:34:17 am
so we are ready when matt arrives

why can't the exam board just see how intelligent i am and not make me sit exams?
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Post by: Huzzy on June 15, 2010, 09:45:04 am
Cos they dont like you  :o

Why are you so intelligent.?
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Post by: Robbie on June 15, 2010, 01:28:39 pm
Because i farthed a elephant out of my @ss

why am I a noob?
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Post by: Huzzy on June 15, 2010, 02:55:36 pm
Because you only have 70 Posts.

Why do you think my siggy is very good.
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Post by: Robbie on June 16, 2010, 02:26:33 am
It just is.

Why does huzzy want me?
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Post by: Boncey on July 26, 2010, 07:50:57 am
Q: What Happens When A Penguin Jumps In A Barrel?


A:It Turns Into two main classifications in the periodic table, "groups" and "periods." Groups are the vertical columns that include elements with similar chemical and physical properties. Periods are the horizontal rows. Going from left to right on the periodic table, you will find metals, then metalloids, and finally nonmetals. The 4th, 5th, and 6th periods are called the transition metals. These elements are all metals and can be found pure in nature. They are known for their beauty and durability. The transition metals include two periods known as the lanthanides and the actinides, which are located at the very bottom of the periodic table.
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Post by: mario on September 19, 2010, 06:43:04 pm
Q: What Happens When A Penguin Jumps In A Barrel?


A:It Turns Into two main classifications in the periodic table, "groups" and "periods." Groups are the vertical columns that include elements with similar chemical and physical properties. Periods are the horizontal rows. Going from left to right on the periodic table, you will find metals, then metalloids, and finally nonmetals. The 4th, 5th, and 6th periods are called the transition metals. These elements are all metals and can be found pure in nature. They are known for their beauty and durability. The transition metals include two periods known as the lanthanides and the actinides, which are located at the very bottom of the periodic table.
You did it wrong.

^He did it wrong so I will answer Robbie's question.^

{A}- Because you got Matt at your house. :rolleyes:

{Q}- Why doesn't Nick Love me? (No homo) :eek:
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Post by: Benjamin on September 19, 2010, 06:50:30 pm
He doesn't

Why am i cool?
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Post by: mario on September 19, 2010, 07:07:11 pm
{A}Because your name is Zero.

{Q}Why do I LOVE to eat goldfish? :rolleyes:
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Post by: Benjamin on September 19, 2010, 07:11:07 pm
They Taste AMAZING!

Why don't I want to go to school?
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Post by: Tuesday on October 05, 2010, 01:55:12 am
Because you don't like school.

What did the 1999 Beijing declaration empasize?
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Post by: snoweye on May 19, 2011, 11:10:01 pm
only god knows

how do i click post on this?

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Post by: Jacob on May 19, 2011, 11:14:43 pm
By clicking the "Post" button.

Why am I even in school when I have enough knowledge to go to college right NOW?
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Post by: Dubz on June 02, 2011, 08:50:33 pm
your penis isn't ready for college

why did i bother coming here to play this
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Post by: Jacob on June 02, 2011, 09:32:05 pm
Wow, that was a pretty stupid answer. :o

Because you have a very boring life and decided to come here to waste some time.

Why do I feel like I'm just hanging around life for no particular reason, seeming to wait for something to happen?
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Post by: Dubz on June 02, 2011, 09:50:51 pm
Wow, that was a pretty stupid answer. :o

lol it was the best i could think of
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Post by: Jacob on June 02, 2011, 10:18:55 pm
Ah suuuuuuure. XD
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Post by: Dagger on January 31, 2013, 02:47:03 pm
Oh gosh, I don't feel like saying this.

Babies come... When a mommy and a daddy really love eachother... They...

Well, you get the point.

Why is the grass green?

Gotta keep this topic going right? :P
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Post by: Mstcool on February 13, 2013, 10:39:16 pm
No we gotta dance on this topic. :p

Why do we have to sleep?
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Post by: Billster12 on February 14, 2013, 12:28:12 am
Because I fight for Narnia!

Why do pigs walk?
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Post by: Mstcool on February 14, 2013, 04:10:42 pm
If they don't you can't get a cow to give you milk. :)

Why does the word "apple" start with an A and not an E?
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Post by: Jacob on February 14, 2013, 04:29:35 pm
Because epple sounds bad.

Why does the world reject real music and accept talentless crap? ;)
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Post by: Mstcool on February 14, 2013, 07:48:35 pm
Well Cuz they like it.


Why are there websites?
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Post by: Billster12 on February 14, 2013, 08:35:48 pm
It makes the world go 'round

Why are we saying why? WHY?!?!
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Post by: Jacob on February 14, 2013, 09:11:26 pm
Because we can't think of a term to replace 'why' in our questions. :P

Why did forums seem to take a stumble in popularity, while dumb services like Facebook became popular? ;)
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Post by: link on February 14, 2013, 09:19:28 pm
Facebook doesn't go down for maintenance as much as forums do. :P
Why are french fries made from potatoes?
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Post by: Jacob on February 14, 2013, 09:27:12 pm
Because sweet potatoes make sweet potato fries, and any other fruit wouldn't stay in the shape of a French fry.

Why is the Opera browser so underrated?
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Post by: Dagger on February 15, 2013, 11:59:20 am
'Cause Opera sucks? xD

Why do bannas grow on trees?

Am I back for good?

What's up? (that's a question right?) :P
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Post by: Mstcool on February 15, 2013, 10:58:21 pm
The hall way is up. xD

What is school?

Btw isnt the name a little bad? What if you change "stupid" to "lame" or "dumb"?
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Post by: Dagger on February 23, 2013, 07:45:52 am
Quote
Btw isnt the name a little bad? What if you change "stupid" to "lame" or "dumb"?

*Cough, I wonder where you picked that up. :P

*Cough, man, I think I'm coming down with a cold *Cough, anyways ( :P ) where did you get the idea of school from? Are you lying on the ground so your head is facing the school hallway? What are you even doing in a school anyways?

Off topic: (Actually, I think this hole post is offer topic. :P Op, no it's not. There still questions. Well, minus this next post. :P ). I'm turning 25 on Monday! xD
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Post by: Mstcool on February 23, 2013, 03:46:48 pm
I thought of a school because I was eating my iPod.

Anyways the post you quoted, I was talking about the topic title. :p
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Post by: Ninja111 on February 23, 2013, 09:06:05 pm
Mstcool, you didn't ask a question so i will.

If someone brought "dirt" from a place that you have been wanting to vacation for a long long time, would you buy it? HAHA.
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Post by: Ninja111 on February 23, 2013, 09:08:52 pm
Your fat.

When do pigs fly?

OMFG!@!@

im actually crying. HAHAHA!@@@@@@@@@. IM CRYING!@
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Post by: Mstcool on February 23, 2013, 09:38:58 pm
Oh my bad.

Naw I would buy that person instead.

What happens if we eat water and drink pizza?
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Post by: link on February 25, 2013, 04:29:23 pm
Cows will oink, pigs will woof and dogs will moo.
What happens if that above were actually to happen?
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Post by: Jacob on February 25, 2013, 08:35:27 pm
You guys do realise it's possible to eat water and drink pizza? Just blend the pizza, and disconnect your water softener. Then you get drinkable pizza and crunchy water. ;)

@link - The sun would crash into the earth.



Why can't we fly through space at light speed?
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Post by: Mstcool on February 25, 2013, 08:55:09 pm
If we do then I won't be able to eat pizza. :p

Why can't I eat pizza?
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Post by: Jacob on February 25, 2013, 09:12:45 pm
Because pizza causes you to float in a state of trance where you no longer are aware of your surroundings.

Why am I not able to stay away from forums?
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Post by: Billster12 on February 25, 2013, 11:49:04 pm
You guys do realise it's possible to eat water and drink pizza? Just blend the pizza, and disconnect your water softener. Then you get drinkable pizza and crunchy water. ;)

That sounds.. YUMMMMMYYYY! ;)



Because your mouth is bleeding water.

Why do people talk?
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Post by: Jacob on February 26, 2013, 12:39:31 am
Crunchy water is basically water with high concentrations of calcium in it that has evaporated and sticks to kitchen appliances - so unless you basically want to eat what your bones are made of.. I don't know, just something about that doesn't appeal to me. ;)

People talk because they have an inward desire to blabber their thoughts to people who don't care.



Why don't we use font size 22 in posts?
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Post by: Dagger on February 26, 2013, 10:59:17 am
You guys do realise it's possible to eat water and drink pizza? Just blend the pizza, and disconnect your water softener. Then you get drinkable pizza and crunchy water. ;)

That sounds.. YUMMMMMYYYY! ;)



Because your mouth is bleeding water.

Why do people talk?

Water breathing from your mouth? Okay, maybe you are OCD. (Or retarted :p (In the literal way ;) ) )
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Post by: Ninja111 on June 22, 2014, 12:44:57 am
The person above didn't ask a question, so I will ask one.


What is the funniest time of day?
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Post by: Jacob on June 22, 2014, 03:12:45 am
The moment when your clock turns to 12AM, Funday. (I know, that was really bad)

Why does mainstream music usually sound like nails on a chalkboard?
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Post by: Ninja111 on June 22, 2014, 04:55:33 am
I have absolutely no clue. Let me listen to some of it, to somewhat get your point of view.


I guess that is just the way they play in that jandra of music.


Was there ever a legal $1,000,000bill?
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Post by: Jacob on June 22, 2014, 03:05:25 pm
Yes, it was in the year 1796, and Adam Johns was the President. He decided that since everyone in the United States was super-rich, they would need to start using $1,000,000 bills for convenience. Unfortunately this caused a collapse of the economy and the US hated Adam Johns so bad that they completely forgot about his Presidency.

Would you enjoy skydiving without a parachute?
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Post by: Ninja111 on June 22, 2014, 07:12:20 pm
Haha. That made me laugh.
I would if there was water bellow.

Would you like it if someone mailed you a Peanut butter and Jelly sandwich, with
a note on the side saying Peanut butter Jelly time!
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Post by: Jacob on June 22, 2014, 09:45:03 pm
I would, except for the fact that it would probably be pretty stale by the time it got to me. The note, I mean. Not the sandwich.

When you look into a mirror, can your alternate self inside the mirror see you in the same way that you see it?
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Post by: Ninja111 on June 22, 2014, 09:51:31 pm
If i am correct, you mean thinking that the reflection is like another world.
And the reflection of yourself is just another you?


Have you ever thought that colors stood for the meaning of feelings?
Moodring for example.
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Post by: Jacob on June 23, 2014, 12:49:01 am
Yeah, that's what I meant. I know it was confusing. It was kinda hard to explain :p

If colors stand for the meaning of feelings, then why is my mood ring (I don't actually have one) currently purple when I'm not even in love? Something tells me these mood rings have a mind of their own.

If colors stand for the meaning of feelings, then what would the colors of the ultraviolet spectrum indicate?
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Post by: Ninja111 on June 23, 2014, 12:58:21 am
I guess all the angels happiness at once!


What would you do if someone requested your, your families, car for a day?
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Post by: Jacob on June 23, 2014, 01:12:16 am
I think this GIF sums it up pretty well.

(https://www.support.smfnew.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.gifstache.com%2F2012%2F9%2F9%2Fgifstache.com_1867_1347480004.gif&hash=a871f179cb944a26ee3fb0b54eebd01d7f129d39)

What would happen if the country was invaded by an army of penguins?
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Post by: Mstcool on June 23, 2014, 11:59:33 pm
Then humans would start dancing.


What would happen is the Earth ate us?
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Post by: Jacob on February 27, 2015, 07:12:12 pm
We'd find a new meaning behind the phrase, "We're in a rocky relationship." (Yeah, that was pretty bad)

Why do we need vocal cords to speak/sing?
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Post by: Ninja111 on February 28, 2015, 01:56:43 am
Answer: To make Alexander Graham Bell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Graham_Bell) happy for his creation. :)


Question: What would the world be without fast-food?
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Post by: Jacob on February 28, 2015, 05:19:28 pm
Haha

We'd be so anorexic that we'd all die of starvation because no one would know how to make food for themselves (this isn't such a stupid answer, to be honest lol).

Why do people like popular music?
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Post by: Ninja111 on March 01, 2015, 12:05:33 pm
Answer: To fit in with the crowd.


Question: What would happen if earth shrunk 10 times smaller?
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Post by: Jacob on March 01, 2015, 07:17:22 pm
Ants would probably rule the world.

Why was Star Wars created in the 1800s? I mean, they never even knew you could go to the moon until May 25, 1977.
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Post by: Ninja111 on March 02, 2015, 03:34:36 am
Answer: Because mankind is the type that dreams big.


Question: What would life be like, in this day and time, if we were still cavemen?
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Post by: Jacob on March 02, 2015, 09:51:53 pm
We would all be using flying cars.

Why do lasers burn your eyes if you aim them at your eyes?
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Post by: Ninja111 on March 03, 2015, 09:41:36 am
Answer: Because it causes temporary flash blindness and after images. Some cases have to go to the hospital.
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[/size]Question: What is the reason nascar was created.
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Post by: Jacob on March 03, 2015, 05:34:28 pm
So birds could freely run track without the interference of the mothership.

Why is Anonymous so foolish?
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Post by: Dagger on March 03, 2015, 05:36:01 pm
Because he has no name?

Why is Spongebob called Bob?
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Post by: Jacob on March 04, 2015, 12:06:17 am
Because his gopher parents wanted him to have a very elegant and sophisticated name.

Why is your name "Dagger"?
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Post by: Dagger on March 05, 2015, 05:19:30 pm
Because his gopher parents wanted him to have a very elegant and sophisticated name.

Why is your name "Dagger"?

Is that a trick question? Why do you have Spongebob as an avatar? Is Jacob actually showing a sense of humor? :P
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Post by: Ninja111 on March 05, 2015, 05:41:13 pm
"Cough ^ you didn't actually answer his question. Also the questions need to be focused more for
others then 1 on 1."


Why is MineCraft so popular?
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Post by: Dagger on October 29, 2016, 08:33:53 pm
Why is this topic no longer posted in. (Not a very stupid question, but what the heck, you all know me)
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Post by: Jacob on October 30, 2016, 12:09:51 am
I think it simply just became abandoned when our community became inactive.

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