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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #180 on: February 25, 2013, 09:12:45 pm »
Because pizza causes you to float in a state of trance where you no longer are aware of your surroundings.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #181 on: February 25, 2013, 11:49:04 pm »
You guys do realise it's possible to eat water and drink pizza? Just blend the pizza, and disconnect your water softener. Then you get drinkable pizza and crunchy water. ;)

That sounds.. YUMMMMMYYYY! ;)



Because your mouth is bleeding water.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #182 on: February 26, 2013, 12:39:31 am »
Crunchy water is basically water with high concentrations of calcium in it that has evaporated and sticks to kitchen appliances - so unless you basically want to eat what your bones are made of.. I don't know, just something about that doesn't appeal to me. ;)

People talk because they have an inward desire to blabber their thoughts to people who don't care.



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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #183 on: February 26, 2013, 10:59:17 am »
You guys do realise it's possible to eat water and drink pizza? Just blend the pizza, and disconnect your water softener. Then you get drinkable pizza and crunchy water. ;)

That sounds.. YUMMMMMYYYY! ;)



Because your mouth is bleeding water.

Why do people talk?

Water breathing from your mouth? Okay, maybe you are OCD. (Or retarted :p (In the literal way ;) ) )
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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #184 on: June 22, 2014, 12:44:57 am »
The person above didn't ask a question, so I will ask one.


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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #185 on: June 22, 2014, 03:12:45 am »
The moment when your clock turns to 12AM, Funday. (I know, that was really bad)

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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #186 on: June 22, 2014, 04:55:33 am »
I have absolutely no clue. Let me listen to some of it, to somewhat get your point of view.


I guess that is just the way they play in that jandra of music.


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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #187 on: June 22, 2014, 03:05:25 pm »
Yes, it was in the year 1796, and Adam Johns was the President. He decided that since everyone in the United States was super-rich, they would need to start using $1,000,000 bills for convenience. Unfortunately this caused a collapse of the economy and the US hated Adam Johns so bad that they completely forgot about his Presidency.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #188 on: June 22, 2014, 07:12:20 pm »
Haha. That made me laugh.
I would if there was water bellow.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #189 on: June 22, 2014, 09:45:03 pm »
I would, except for the fact that it would probably be pretty stale by the time it got to me. The note, I mean. Not the sandwich.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #190 on: June 22, 2014, 09:51:31 pm »
If i am correct, you mean thinking that the reflection is like another world.
And the reflection of yourself is just another you?


Have you ever thought that colors stood for the meaning of feelings?
Moodring for example.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #191 on: June 23, 2014, 12:49:01 am »
Yeah, that's what I meant. I know it was confusing. It was kinda hard to explain :p

If colors stand for the meaning of feelings, then why is my mood ring (I don't actually have one) currently purple when I'm not even in love? Something tells me these mood rings have a mind of their own.

If colors stand for the meaning of feelings, then what would the colors of the ultraviolet spectrum indicate?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #192 on: June 23, 2014, 12:58:21 am »
I guess all the angels happiness at once!


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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #193 on: June 23, 2014, 01:12:16 am »
I think this GIF sums it up pretty well.



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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #194 on: June 23, 2014, 11:59:33 pm »
Then humans would start dancing.


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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #195 on: February 27, 2015, 07:12:12 pm »
We'd find a new meaning behind the phrase, "We're in a rocky relationship." (Yeah, that was pretty bad)

Why do we need vocal cords to speak/sing?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #196 on: February 28, 2015, 01:56:43 am »
Answer: To make Alexander Graham Bell happy for his creation. :)


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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #197 on: February 28, 2015, 05:19:28 pm »
Haha

We'd be so anorexic that we'd all die of starvation because no one would know how to make food for themselves (this isn't such a stupid answer, to be honest lol).

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« Reply #198 on: March 01, 2015, 12:05:33 pm »
Answer: To fit in with the crowd.


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« Reply #199 on: March 01, 2015, 07:17:22 pm »
Ants would probably rule the world.

Why was Star Wars created in the 1800s? I mean, they never even knew you could go to the moon until May 25, 1977.
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