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Offline Dave

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« Reply #40 on: July 18, 2009, 03:59:01 pm »
cos can dance

how did matt pass his driving test so quickly?
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« Reply #41 on: July 26, 2009, 11:02:52 pm »
He gave the examiner a free SMFnew forum with all the paid options for free.

Why is my dog sleeping?

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« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2009, 01:45:58 am »
Because his a lazy loser!!!!! hehehe

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« Reply #43 on: August 03, 2009, 10:56:22 am »
Because you want to make everyone else bored, too.

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« Reply #44 on: August 05, 2009, 03:25:06 pm »
because i stabbed it

why am drunk?
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« Reply #45 on: August 05, 2009, 04:45:08 pm »
Because it makes you feel like a big man :)

What is the highest number ever counted to?
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« Reply #46 on: August 06, 2009, 09:13:11 am »
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Because it makes you feel like a big man :)

What is the highest number ever counted to?


one

why has the sky gone dark?

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« Reply #47 on: August 06, 2009, 09:44:51 am »
Because its going to rain on yoooo!

Why did it take 6 days for god to create the earth?
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« Reply #48 on: August 31, 2009, 03:52:50 am »
cos he was like matt, very lazy!

why did my tv turn off?
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« Reply #49 on: August 31, 2009, 06:15:10 am »
Becasue it didn't turn on

Why is cheese cheesy?

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« Reply #50 on: August 31, 2009, 09:41:32 am »
because if it was beef it would be beefy.

How many shots do you think it will take to kill Matt?
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« Reply #51 on: August 31, 2009, 03:58:02 pm »
Depends, hit him in the balls, twice, otherwise it's just not fun.

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« Reply #52 on: September 01, 2009, 08:16:23 pm »
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Depends, hit him in the balls, twice, otherwise it's just not fun.

Big Brother's been Axed, so will all the contestants go on X Factor?


Yes,

Why is Pizza called "Pizza"?

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« Reply #53 on: September 03, 2009, 12:17:48 pm »
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Yes,

Why is Pizza called "Pizza"?


It just is.

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« Reply #54 on: September 18, 2009, 01:59:56 pm »
Because he can't spell.

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« Reply #55 on: October 03, 2009, 05:31:11 pm »
because they don't like it when you stroke their ****

why can people not mange to complete the 'count down to 100,000,000' thread?
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« Reply #56 on: November 15, 2009, 02:59:20 am »
It's actually 1million... but because there lazy.

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« Reply #57 on: November 21, 2009, 08:20:05 pm »
Because you have no life.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!
« Reply #58 on: November 22, 2009, 08:08:02 am »
No.

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« Reply #59 on: November 22, 2009, 08:22:35 am »
If the cat is on steroids.

Why can't I think of a decent question to ask?
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